Drinking is my Cardio

$50.00

Unit price: per

Size: S

Color: Charcoal

Quantity

Cardio doesn’t have to mean the treadmill—embrace a fun new twist with this humorous sweatshirt that celebrates enjoying your good times. Made from a soft cotton-poly blend, this unisex crewneck offers lasting comfort with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape and no itchy seams. Perfect for any occasion, it combines style and ease to keep you smiling through every move.
Crafted from a premium medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² or 271.25 g/m²), this sweatshirt offers a soft, cozy feel—ideal for cooler weather. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend for added texture and style.
Design & Comfort
The classic fit and crew neckline ensure a clean, timeless look with all-day comfort. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neckline, waistband, and cuffs enhances durability for long-lasting wear.
Ethical & Sustainable
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton, and manufactured under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, this garment meets high standards for ethical and sustainable production. The blank fabric is dyed using OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, ensuring a low environmental impact.
Additional Features
For a smooth, itch-free experience.
To keep your Devout Hedonist piece as bold, soft, and effortlessly chic as the day you met:
Wash:
Cold machine wash with like-minded colors
Gentle cycle, always
Flip it inside out — preserve the vibe
Dry:
Low tumble or hang dry (shrinkage is so last season)
No lingering — remove promptly to keep it smooth
Iron (if you must):
Warm iron, inside out
Avoid printed or embellished areas
Avoid:
Bleach, drama, and dry cleaning
Hot water or high heat — we don’t do meltdowns

Description

Cardio doesn’t have to mean the treadmill—embrace a fun new twist with this humorous sweatshirt that celebrates enjoying your good times. Made from a soft cotton-poly blend, this unisex crewneck offers lasting comfort with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape and no itchy seams. Perfect for any occasion, it combines style and ease to keep you smiling through every move.